"I'm currently standing front of the bar where I got the nickname "the gin and tonic guy" and I must go".

1. This helpful tip.

Stress relief tip: bottle it up inside and cry into your gin and tonic.

— I LIKE CHIPS (@aaronup) May 31, 2017

2. We've all been here:

When your husband puts your gin glass in the dishwasher at 9pm on a Friday night... pic.twitter.com/p5jNHWtAfU

— Food, Fash, Fit (@FoodFashFit) June 9, 2017

3. When you can't wait for your holiday to start.

It's not vacation until you pull out your own martini glass to use on the airplane.

— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) June 12, 2017

4. After a long day at work:

How was my day? It was fine.
*stirs gin & tonic with middle finger*

— Karissa (@Karissajem) March 14, 2017

5. One gin, two gin, three gin...

I'm currently standing front of the bar where I got the nickname "the gin and tonic guy" and I must go

— freudian slipknot (@toastoyevsky) May 31, 2017

6. These equally admirable achievements.

A lot of women my age have babies. I've just had a gin and tonic in the bath. 😉

— Dee (@DeeDoesStuff) May 31, 2017

7. Predictive text knows all.

Phone just autocorrected gin to fun.

Uh duh.

— erin gibson (@actuallyerin) May 24, 2017

8. No one needs this kind of negativity in their life, tbf.

Me at 4 PM: "I wish my tea were a gin & tonic."
Coworker disapprovingly: "It's Monday."
Me: *confused* "And??? Do you even know me?"

— Nicola Fleming (@njhayes1) June 6, 2017

9. The only appropriate responses to this question:

Another gin & tonic?

— tzulander (@suntzufuntzu) April 27, 2017

10. When you need a partner that's low maintenance.

why have a boyfriend when you can have a martini

— Alexa Sivic (@alexasivic) June 16, 2017

11. "I only drink gin on days that end in 'Y'"

Tonight is Gin & Tonic night people! (disclaimer: every night for me this week has been Gin & Tonic night....)

— Mark Broadbent (@retracement) June 2, 2017

12. Assessing your parenting skills:

There're many reasons why I'm a bad mummy but all the times I read "G & T" as gin & tonic instead of gifted & talented is the biggest one.

— Itsmotherswork (@itsmotherswork) April 28, 2017

13. Some days you just don't mess around.

I need a gin & tonic, hold the tonic plz

— MADDOG (@madi_woodard17) April 26, 2017

14. Once you go craft gin, you can't go back.

Introduced my roommate to proper gin & tonic.
Week 1: "Fever Tree seems expensive"
Week 2: there are 2 flavors of FT in the fridge. pic.twitter.com/cNnfXLrPAT

— Cobra Luke (@Harbinger617) April 25, 2017

15. No, a garnish does not count as one of your 5 A Day.

Going on a gin & tonic diet for the summer bod

— Nowhere Man (@John_Rezabek) April 25, 2017

16. Three words: Craft. Gin. Club.

When a colleague comes in, talking about "gym club" then the penny drops and you realise she said "GIN club!!" ... #gin #ginclub #cardiff pic.twitter.com/4s6uVLsv6m

— Emma (@Meehka) May 31, 2017